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All pars 2 bogeys which were shot down by a 9-er...coach trotter said to trot the entire course with...A CRACKER!

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/peoria-il/wilfred-trotter-8868384

In every family, there is 1 that is, like, MORE rainier than Rain Man.

Guess who is more rainy than...the others...

(sidenote: 2 of these ladies became 'Ms. Festival of lights queens')

Only one still practices...a festivus for the rest of us...the infamous Ford Festiva(s) that had nothing to do with East Peoria...or, did they?

L.A. Rams lost this / last year to...the Eagles...mainly due to the weather conditions...probably.  Take me to Graham's prison?

Cool, Vacation.  Where did you go for your vacation time?  errrr, uhhhhh (cough, cough)  - Peoria

Revivication from the day of birth / the day of death?

Are these things possible?  Ahh there are sources to suggest the potential probibility of such feats of strength. 

Festivus and Purim - Neither are Yom Tovs, however, one or both carry good mazal!

Know who you are / were?

Waldorf Astoria, Ryan's Evans, Clarke County, Gibson City, Link Bus Tours, Tognetti Motorcycles, Mike's Skull Tobacco, Out of Bounds BO,  Fletch's Paint, Bill and Dan's Excellent Adventures,  Like A Rock CR's,  Nate's Laser Bean Burning the Retinol Apparatus,  JO's coffee with Orange Juice, GambleHausen, Wobbie and St. Nick, Jonny Snackwell, One or Two Hands, Thompson's Training, Miles and Miles, Spicer Goyels, Corn Millers and More, Moooving Heffers, Sometimes - but, we did not Touche,  Bowling ball baldies,  Captain Pickhard, Woodlands Tooth Miesters, The Great Brett, The Brandon's, Javie's Nano Buestimante, Wells of Agua with Gas-peravich and Cotton being Deering's.